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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I had occasion recently to do some perfunctory reading about the central tenets of Rastafarianism (thanks, Google!). I think you all know that I'm judgmental to a fault in all things except religion, but I gotta say that Rastafarianism is the stupidest fucking religion ever (shut up, Sebby; there are degrees of recockulousness).
I mean, when your god expressly denies being a god, you pretty much have to take him at His word, right? Cuz he's god and all? I mean, at least Jesus had the presence of mind to use double-speak when Pilate asked him the same question.
Shades of "Life of Brian."
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They don't diddle little boys, and they get really, really high while not diddling little boys. Sounds good to me. Sinsi sin sin.
(And how else was a group of dispossesed, hopeless, drifting slaves, fed a diet of christ and pain now/heaven later supposed to make it their own belief? Just be thankful they found a pic of Prince Tafari before one of Ross Perot. Imagine hordes of whacked-out Kingstonites trying to stretch their ears out wide.)
