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bulldykes and bisexuality
so I am sitting barside at my local watering hole this weekend when the mother of all bulldykes sends me a beer and invites herself to sit next to me. She asks if I am gay(!) and I said, while I feel that is some ways my life would be easier if I were (because a miserable spinster loves company), I have given it soeme thought and i just am not into vaginas. Tits, yes, vaginas, no." her conclusion is that I am bisexual. Now, if I were bi, I would be that annoying chick you knew when you were thirteen who would never ever let you go past second base. wtf was she thinking (besides wishful thinking)?
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