This is a must-have.
PFHT Pet Foil Hat Technology STOP BRAIN SCANS. Pet Foil Hat Technology (PFHT)
is the sorta-patented system that protects you and your pet from the government!
"PFHT" will not disappoint anyone who doesn't want to get noticed by the ever watchful FBI.com!
Features of this product:
100% effective at stopping the government from reading your pet's brain.
Blocks the CIA brain scans.
Scrambles the NSA brain scans.
Poaches the FBI.com brain scans.
Bakes potatoes when placed around a potato in a hot oven.
pet hat
