Since this is the FB and not the PB, I post this for your entertainment.  
State of the Union Address - Drinking Game  I think they should simplify the rules - you can only during the applause.  
I'd like to hear what he has to say, but I don't have the patience for all the damn applause interruptions.  Jeez, he can't even string two sentences together without everyone standing up and clapping.
There's a softball or two in there for anyone who is interested.