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Originally posted by taxwonk
I feel your pain, sister. Let's go out for some smoked kielbasa and hot german potato salad. We'll both feel better about life. Then we can pray for you cojnversion from your life of damnable sin so that you don't roast forever in the hottest parts of hell, with all the other carpet-munching feminazis.
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Come on now, wouldn't you prefer munching a carpet to eating a sausage? How can you condemn me for having the same preference in food choice as you? And really, those of us that munch carpets instead of eat sausages, if you prick us do we not bleed? If you lick us do we not moan? If you show us a 10 inch penis do we not run away? Are we really all that different?
No, I say, a thousand times no. We are much the same. Well, except we give our girlfriends better orgasms. Still, I can hardly take credit for a God given gift.
