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		| Originally posted by paigowprincess Who is this Amy Lee with the cliches about beating dead horses and not going there and classy?
 
 but more importantly, lets analyze the subtest of this sentence:
 
 and 40-something [editor'snote:  Spinster]  Sheryl Crow struts onstage in hot pants [editor's note:  deluded shriveled ovary case on the verge of menopause trying to take the penske time machine]  even as she bemoans that other artists are being marketed like “porn stars.” [editor's note:  clearly the oldtimer has pancake tits. jealous much?]
 |  Yeah, Sheryl doesn't sell sex.  She sells the trite-est lyrics available.  She's the modern day Steve Miller.
				__________________No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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