A survey by the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery says
America needs more plastic surgery. In other evidence that the survey is total bullshit, it found that men were more likely than women to take suggestions about plastic surgery as an insult, and that women were more likely than men to take suggestions as gestures of love.
Maybe these survey respondents were disproportionately likely to
need plastic surgery after beating the shit out of each other in fights worthy of a "Cops: Too Hot for TV" compilation.
