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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sports rule #1- It ain't cheating if you don't get caught*. Note: this is sports only, does not apply to relationships, or lawyer stuff.
*Hank trivia- I'm supposed to be best man for a good buddy. My toast went to how we developed the rule for croquet, and reminded him that it doesn't apply to married life. At an early drunken meeting with happy couple, I did an early draft. SHE demoted me to a non-speaking usher role. Didn't even just reject speech and ask for rewrite. That is my history, and part of the reason I'm unsympathetic when some new poster cries about negative feedback to something they say. Walk a mile in my shoes, then complain.
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When I was ready to offer a colorful best man toast, the bride took a much more practical approach. She knew I was poor and the tux was pricey, and sat me next to her. She then informed me that she had a glass of red wine and knew how to use it.
I behaved.
