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Originally posted by leagleaze
Wow. That's pretty impressive that she had the balls to demote you, and also, that you said something that bad that she decided she had to do so. As far as your buddy, who apparently is a big pussy (or was concerned about his ability to obtain some), why didn't he stand up for you?
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I gave a speech at a rehearsal dinner a few years back. I had to narrate a slide show as part of it. Up comes a picture of my friend as a child sitting on the lap of a John Wayne Gacyish clown. The entire room is silent. I looked down at the script, which said "[Friend] loved clowns." I just sipped deep on my drink, grinned and said through the mic "This is a setup, right? You don't really expect me to read this, do you? I can't really touch this one... it works on so many levels." Half the room gave me shit for not having the guts to say "And here's [Friend] losing his virginity" while the other half (old people) asked me what I meant. The bride's mother realized what she'd done and sheepishly snickered afterward, "Sorry, that was an awkward picture... I forgot [Friend] has a twisted sense of humor."
