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Speaking of digits....
My grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time
to reminisce. Unfortunately, he is no longer with us to enjoy the
momentous anniversary.
The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special
trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with
him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I
was young when he died.
If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a
better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember
most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when
he paused, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, don't mess around
with a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look small."
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