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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
1) Will Howard Dean now volunteer to use that immense war chest of his to help pay down the deficit?
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That would be enabling Bush and the GOP, and Dean's a doctor.
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2) Will Howard Dean stab Al Gore in the eye for his kiss-of-death endorsement?
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After he stabs himself in the throat.
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3) Will Hillary step in the race since we ALL know that no one really WANTS to vote for John Kerry?
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I cannot believe that there is a single person in this country who would vote for Hillary but not for Kerry. OK, make that a "single, non-institutionalized person".
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4) If not, how does Slick Willie slide back in prominence now that the Lil' [Rock] General is a bobtail nag?
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What does that mean, anyway? I've got to work that into a brief.
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5) Does moveon.org actually "move on" to another candidate?
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As long as Bush is the presumptive GOP nominee, they'll keep attacking him.
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6) Does Cheney [cough cough] all of sudden get ill, and Bush has to replace him on the ticket with the other Senator John Vietnam?
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The day that Bush invites McCain to join his Administration as anything other than the Secretary for Veterans Affairs -- where W. could nickname him "Mac" and wave to him once every other month from the other end of White House auditorium where they hold cabinet meetings -- is the day that we all know that "Bush" has been replaced with a shoddy simulcrum by alien beings intent on turning our planet into a intergalactic truck stop and sending us all to work in the silicon mines on Bogdor.
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7) Who will Atticus beat up next?
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Just don't make eye contact -- that's my advice.
