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Originally posted by leagleaze
You feel I need to enhance my reputation on the FB? For what? Being stodgy and refusing to give any exact details on my sex life despite begging to the contrary?

Ok, lets see. Sometimes, lesbians, when they have sex, they use toys ok? And there are, in fact, lesbians who enjoy having anal sex (strange but true I know.) A dear friend of mine, who is, not surprisingly, a lesbian, decided to tell me recently about an experience she had that was new to her and I will, for your sick little minds, retell it here.

Leagl, she said to me, I had the most amazing sex last night with so and so (so and so being someone I know as well who has a reputation for bedding most everything that is female and moves.) Leagl, she said to me, I must have had 5 or 6 orgasms in the space of a few minutes, it was amazing. My curiosity peaked I inquired as to the technique that caused this result. (This is of course not a quote but a summary. There were many hand gestures involved, alas I cannot possibly reconstruct those here.)

Well, rather breathlessly, she said, we were in bed, and I had gone down on her and we were just sort of laying there catching our breath when she asked me if I was interested in trying something different. Of course, knowing her reputation for being amazing in bed, I was willing to try almost anything she could think of, so I said sure. She got up (Leagl you think her ass looks good in jeans? I have to tell you, naked - even better) and went to one of her drawers and pulled out two items. One it turned out, was a vibrator, the other was a dildo. She greased them both up, put one in my pussy (the vibrator) and the other one in my ass (the dildo.) She then proceeded to, at varying speeds, fuck me with both of them. OH MY GOD, it was amazing. You should try it. Really. No. Stop laughing at me Leagl. You are such a fucking bitch.

So there you go. Sebbie asked if we knew someone, I said I did, because, in fact, I did. Though I don't know if it counts as old school.

No, that ain't old school... but its WAY better than old school. Two chicks going at it is miles more interesting than two dudes slapping balls while double teaming a girl.