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Originally posted by leagleaze
You are just jealous that I can please a man simply by recounting experiences of my friends, while you, you can't please a man period.
So you take your dildo, put it up your ass, and smoke it.
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I had no idea you lusted after NFH so much that you would insult me, ME, just to get into her pants. Or are you offended on behalf of your love-ah, pc? You could have warned me she was under your protection before I went and bitched at her about the kitten picture. Sheesh.
Interesting to know that your imagination has been so captured by the Monica and Bill with a cigar vignette. I had not thought about either of them smoking the cigar when they were done . . . Alas, I have no cigars and, in fact, I don't think I have any non-vibrating toys. Bring some nice fat cigars on down and we can smoke them together, I promise. Just don't bring your love-ah. I will be too jealous.
