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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? Booby tassles!
 
 The real trick is to get them going in opposite directions.
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 You do it and I'll recruit a bunch of butterfaced gigantor cougars from the next Tom Jones show in town  to chase you with dollar bills.
If that's not incentive to run like the wind, I don't know what is...