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Originally posted by spookyfish
Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.
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Come on. You gotta give Cruise some credit. Sure he makes some shitty movies. But you gotta hand it to him. All he does is sell himself. His movies are always just him. Even when everyone knows they'll suck he brings in a minimum of $100 mil. Hell, the marketing for his flicks isn't even about the movie. And that's because it doesn't matter. I take my hat off to that guy. No one can deliver a box office success with less like him. Fucker.
On second thought, he should be baggin my fucking groceries.
TM
