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		| Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield 
 
 Mormons have the right idea with the whole polygamy gig, but they have to let the women marry multiple men as well.  Its only fair...  However, any positive to what those waterheads preach is destroyed by their anti-substance policy.  If I couldn't have coffee, I'd kill myself, and the idea of a life without at least social drinking gives me angina.
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What happens when the chicks are alllowed to have as many cats as they want?  You have a bunch of cats who ate the canary and dead chicks. disaster.  the food chain would rupture.  thats why its one cat, multiple chicks-chicks have strength in numbers.