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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
The only occasion in which I was reprimanded in any way, shape, or form, was in kindergarten: During recess, I was caught attempting to punch a classmate in the jaw (after she had scratched my face). I tried to justify my actions using the time-honored "She Started It First" and "Eye For An Eye" principles. The teacher wasn't convinced and I served detention. From that incident, I learned that if I wanted to beat someone up, I should have done it after school on the way home (which I did later, much to my delight). Stupid bitch never came near me again.
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Suspension #2 in HS: We had "open" lunch, where we could leave campus and go grab fast food. I was with* some friends who didn't like the attitude of the manager at KFC. They decided to destroy the place. Not only did I get suspended, but they "closed' my lunch for two months, which is MUCH worse than being suspended. In fact, we almost closed lunch for the entire school. I am banned from that KFC for life, which is good, b/c I don't really like fried chicken.
*I didn't do anything (for once). Guilty by association.
