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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My dear girl, that is what is known as a Lestertini. Did you get your little cherry popped by a spittle wielding chinster that day?
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My folks used to get a case of whiskey as a gift from some REALLY nice friend every year. Having shit for brains, I would open good scotches, bourbon and various blended whiskeys and mix it all together and suck it down in the parking lot before school. When I think now what a waste of fantastic liquor that was I cringe. Its almost as bad as my selling their vintage 60s records (original Beatles and Stones stuff) to a used record store to buy Black Flag lps and Pink Floyd bootlegs. The real crime in childhood drinking is the atrocious waste of good liquor. I made gallons of Glenfiddich and cranberry juice in freshman year. Its a fucking sin.
