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Old 02-06-2004, 03:07 PM   #737
Atticus Grinch
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Carlie Brucia's body was found early Friday behind a church off Interstate 75

Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
[imaginary dialog with child re: criminal justice]
Now, for a real dialog on the same topic.

Atticus's brother-in-law, driving with family up 101 on the Central Coast: "Hon, check that sign out. 'Pleasant Valley Prison, 25 miles.' Can't be too pleasant, can it, har har har."

Atticus's five-year-old niece, from back seat: "Daddy, what's a prison?"

BIL (thinking quickly): "Um, it's a big building where people who've done something bad have to live."

Niece (pensive): "If I do something bad, will I go to live in a prison?"

BIL (panicking): "No, sweetie. Only people who do something really bad have to live in a prison."

[Ten second silence.]

Niece: "Like pinching?"

[Scene.]
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