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		| Originally posted by Not Bob I clearly hang out* with the wrong kind of lawyers.
 
 *In real life, that is -- my imaginary lawyer friends are all very interesting. Oh, and sorry about the footnote, paigow. I tried putting this in the post itself, but it just disrupted the flow.
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  If the piercings are in the nether regions, you may just not know that you are hanging out with the right kind of lawyers.  However, as a GP, you clearly have the power to check this out.  Just tell female associates that they have to show you each and every piercing they have, and that they should be prepared to (a) discuss and demonstrate the utility of each piercing, and/or (b) describe in detail the sensations, both physical and emotional, of getting each piercing.