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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have been to Chicago, and I'm really curious as to where it is that you spend all your time that you are surrounded by really hot people such that normally not-unattractive/well-groomed people are deemed hideous. Because I certainly didn't get that impression of the place.
This would go for whereever Hankie is and Pittsburg or Harrisburg or whatever for SD and various other places.
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We only let certain people into the beautiful part of Chicago...
Seinfeld: "Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Twenty-five percent?"
Seinfeld: "Twenty-five percent?"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Um-hmm."
Seinfeld: "No way! It's like four-to-six percent. It's a 20-to-1 shot."
Louis-Dreyfus: "You're way off."
Seinfeld: "Way off?"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Yeah."
Seinfeld: "Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
Louis-Dreyfus: "So, basically, what you're saying is 95 percent of the population is un-date-able?"
Seinfeld: "Un-date-able!"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Then how are all these people getting together?"
Seinfeld: "Alcohol."
So, what percentage do you guys/gals think?
