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Advice
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dancing isn't cool? Fuck. Please tell my wife. I can't learn steps to save my ass. I can fake some swing dancing and do slow wedding dance bullshit, but when I have to dance apart from my partner, I'm a mess. I default into the white guy shuffle, which just sucks.
If I could have danced, I'm convinced I'd have gotten multiples more ass in my life. Every chick I know thinks its incredibly sexy to have a man who can dance. Hell, just knowing how to spin and dip a chick is usually enough to at least impress a girl a little.
Whatever gets you laid is cool, so anyone who tells you dancing isn't cool has his head up his ass.
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I didn't say I thought dancing was uncool. Clarification: the majority of American men think that they'll be thought of as dorks by their friends if they dance. Not you. Not me. But Jim Bob and Dale. I'd love to be able to dance like a Latin man.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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