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CALL NO. 1

"How\'s it goin?"
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** You are now speaking with Kristen, Customer Service. **
Kristen : Hi. How can I help you?
str8 : Can you make your course funnier?
str8: it's pretty dry
str8: All the same, I'm learning all about driving defensively, so that's good
Kristen : WE have our development team working on it.
str8: What kind of questions do folks usually ask you?
Kristen : They usually ask me questions relevant to the course.
str8: Cool. If I have one of those (or a technical problem), I'll let you know!
Kristen : Alright! Good luck!
str8: You have a good night now!
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CALL NO. 2

"I have a question" --------------------------------------------- **
You are now speaking with Chris, Customer Service. **
Chris : OK. Please ask.
str8 : The course has a very pessimistic tone. Don't you find?
Chris : What is your drivers license number please?
str8 : It makes me feel depressed about the prospect of getting into my car
str8 : [Drivers License No. Omitted]
Chris : One moment please while I access your account.
str8 : Before I drove confidently, but now I'm starting to dwell on all the bad things that might happen
Chris : Don't feel that way.
str8 : Well I've never had an accident in 13 years, except when I got rear-ended by a guy who took off when I was stopped
str8 : That one wasn't my fault
str8 : He got out of his car, we talked, then when I went to call the cops, he took off
str8 : can you believe that?
Chris : I can believe it.
str8 : yeah that guy could have used this course
str8 : but i doubt he has a computer; I think he was a foreigner
str8 : you ever been rear-ended while stopped in traffic?
Chris : No, but I have been hit from the side.
str8 : Kristi was helping me before; I think you're a better helper
str8 : Kristen, I mean
str8 : Do you guys work in the same office?
Chris : The state just wants people to drive safely. That is why it may come across as pessimistic at times. Not intended to, though.
str8 : Yeah I'll bet they do. Accidents cost the state valuable resources
str8 : My friend was just telling me that when she was 19, she rear-ended a groom going to his wedding, and HIS car then hit the bride's car right in front
Chris : Kristen is still new.
Chris : Oh, my god.
str8 : Could you imagine?
Chris : I bet they will never forget their wedding day (LOL)
Chris : I am laughing
str8 : I know! What a horror show!
str8 : My friend said when they exchanged drivers licenses, she learned that the couple was 19
str8 : she thought that was too young to be getting married
Chris : Yeah, I know, but people make up their own minds.
Chris : They only find out later from experience.
str8 : The bride and groom's cars got stuck together
Chris : I wonder if the bride and groom are still "stuck" together.
str8 : Yeah, she didn't keep in touch with them, LOL
str8 : Well, you gotta whip that Kristen into shape
str8 : If I have another question, I sure hope I get you instead of her
Chris : Yes, I'll be here until 9pm
Chris : We are in San Diego.
str8 : Like those Real World kids, huh? That Robin sure is a nutter
Chris : You could say that.
str8 : I sure love that Jacquese though; he's the voice of reason
str8 : Did you ever see them when they were filming it?
Chris : Yeah, voices of reason are needed in a world filled with chaos.
Chris : Nah. Did you?
str8 : No, but I'm in Los Angeles
Chris : I was busy working.
str8 : Who do you think is the cutest person on the show?
str8 : Those clubs they're always going to sure look fun
Chris : One moment, please. A call came in.
Chris : We do both here. Answer phones and take chats. I take it that you watch MTV often, huh?
str8 : Not so much, just real world, but I love other reality shows; Apprentice, Survivor
Chris : I like women of Asian descent. Therefore, I like Jamie.
str8 : She's GORGEOUS!!!
str8 : And she seems so sensitive and stable too
str8 : Not like her nutter roommates
Chris : That is why I like LA. A lot of women of Asian descent up there.
str8 : Oh yeah for sure; I live pretty near Korea-town Chris : Cool!!!
str8 : I have a friend who likes japanese women so much, he learned Japanese in school
str8 : then went to Japan
str8 : met his wife there
str8 : When we go to strip clubs, he always gets the hot Japanese stripper, ya know
Chris : Hey, I had spent 5 years in Japan.
Chris : I had taught English for five years.
str8 : Is Kristen asian?
str8 : you got any dirt on her?
Chris : No.
Chris : We don't have any Asians in customer service.
str8 : Too bad for you. Is it mostly female though?
Chris : I go to a language exchange in Little Tokyo on Fridays.
str8 : That's cool
Chris : It is about half male and half female.
str8 : Lot of hooking up?
Chris : Nah. We have to maintain a professional atmosphere.
str8 : Well what does Kristen look like? I think maybe she likes me
Chris : I am not allowed to comment on that. Company policy and privacy issues, you know.
str8 : She probably thinks I'm a bad driver; but really I'm only here because the cop said I failed to come to a complete stop
str8 : Is she reading this?
str8 : Kristen, I'm a good driver, really I am
Chris : None of think that you are a bad driver.
Chris : I've had two tickets before.
str8 : I'm going to prove to her that I'm the best. I'm going to get 100 on the test
Chris : As long as you get 80, you are Ok.
str8 : I know, but maybe Chris wants me to set a record
Chris : Don't stress over it.
str8 : I mean Kristen
str8 : I'm getting upset now, I should probably go study some more
Chris : Nah. We just want you to pass.
Chris : Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
str8 : You should come to strip clubs with me and my buddy though
str8 : you could fight over the hot asian women
str8 : Actually maybe that's a bad idea
str8 : they don't like fighting in strip clubs
str8 : ok Chris, back to the books for me!
Chris : Good luck on the course!
Chris : Hang in there!
str8 : you too Chris. Thanks
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