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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
That is creepy. Get out of my head and quit stealing my original ideas.
How can there be no drinking at a wedding reception? Hell, how can you attend the wedding itself stone-cold sober? Am I missing something here? Won't it cut into the cash gifts for the happy couple if the guests have to sneak out to the local package store or bar during the reception? Are they perhaps providing ma-rah-jew-wanna to the guests in lieu of spirits?
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This is exactly why I turned down an invite to a Mennonite wedding.
Weddings are supposed to be a compromise for the couple and their guests. The compromise from a guest's perspective is: I'll sit through your bullshit long-ass-Ava Maria-oh-wonderful-it's-a-full-mass ceremony if you let me get shitfaced for free.
