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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There are only two good things that happen at a wedding - getting drunk and dancing. Eliminate them and there's no point.
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Not to quibble here, but you forgot the related third good thing -- Hooking up with drunken bridesmaids.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm no wasting my afternoon for any asshole rude enough to indirectly prostheletize to me. Have a nice day with Jesus, asshole... I'll catch up on some houswork that Saturday.
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I'm just wondering, has anyone ever asked one of these folks to explain why Jesus changed water into wine at the Wedding at Cana, and if the Bible meant "grape juice" wouldn't it have just said so?
