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Originally posted by spookyfish
Not to quibble here, but you forgot the related third good thing -- Hooking up with drunken bridesmaids.
I'm just wondering, has anyone ever asked one of these folks to explain why Jesus changed water into wine at the Wedding at Cana, and if the Bible meant "grape juice" wouldn't it have just said so?
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You're forgetting the basic tenet of Puritanism, which, as Mencken so admirably put it, is "the fear that someone,somewhere, might be having a good time."
