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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm on your side here. Fuck all of the Puritan fuckers who have ruined my country. This country used to be relevant, innovative and rebellious. Now it's as backwards as Corky's pants in Waiting for Guffman and intolerant to boot. I have no tolerance for intolerance.
Welcome to the dark ages of this country.
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Ah, the good old days. Back in the olden days, the country was overrun with people dripping with jewelry who drank like fish and danced until dawn every damn night. That's how that prohibition amendment thingy got passed. Yeah, I know, a lot of people flouted it -- but in order for it to be passed, there had to have been a lot of support for the "no alcohol" rule.
All that to say, you sound like some farty old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch, whittling. Knock it off.
And Hank, thanks SO much, now I crave bacon. And having said that, now that Crave jingle is runnign through my head (my kitty cat craves chicken, my kitty cat craves milk . . .)
