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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So, what were you saying about your personal night vision porn collection, Coltrane?
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May I offer a tip? If during one's viewing of one's porn collection, some kind of staining substance should get on some kind of fabric, the Clorox Bleach Pen is quite a handy thing to have around.
Alas, I did not learn this in the aftermath of any fun sexual hijinks. Apparently I dribble when I drink and sangria stains. It was no match for the magic pen, though.
