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		| Originally posted by str8outavannuys My wife just called.  A Met Life representative who was at her office for a "health fair" collapsed and died in their lobby.
 
 HR sent around an email, reading:
 
 > This brings home to all of us the importance of health
 care, especially
 > maintaining benefits and your personal health.
 
 Bummer
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 This sounds exactly like something the personnel department of my old firm would issue.  The classic was when they decided to eliminate departure payments -- when you left voluntarily, the firm paid you one week of then current salary for every two years employed at the firm.  The memo from personnel stated that the payments were bad because they rewarded people for leaving.