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Originally posted by spookyfish
I hear Charlton Heston is available now. Maybe the sex toy lobby (if there is such a thing) could get him to stand on stage with a giant dildo and have him tell the assembled throng that they can have it when they pry it from his cold, dead hand.
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but what happens when he finds out that dildos are not really a new type of gun?
i can't wait to start seeing "if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos" bumper stickers on the ohio roads.
ms. naughty diplomat