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Originally posted by leagleaze
Fortunately, or unfortunately for the world we cannot possibly do anything until we accomplish the following:
1. Create a safe space in which everyone is comfortable (this also means no smoking and no perfume. The smokers will have to go outside.) This must be arranged in a circle. No one gets to sit in a position of authority.
2. Make certain everyone is heard and everyone gets to say how she feels.
3. If anyone gets her feelings hurt we will have to stop and make it better.
4. Everyone will have to bring something, you know a cake, or a nice pasta salad works.
5. Reach a consensus on the appropriate way to take over the world.
We need a lesbian dictator, that would solve the problem. And really, she can only boss around gay men and straight people.
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If it weren't for the sex with women thing, I could be a lesbian.
I could be your dictator. Then you wouldn't have to worry about me dating a woman and getting all drama. If a man offended me, I'd just ship him off to Siberia. And Thurgreed will confirm that I live to tell people what to do.
