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W WORD TO THE WISE, I SHARE WITH YOU
If ever some button pusher at the social security administration accidentally hits the wrong key and someohow changes your birthdate by a month in the computer, DO NOT attempt to straighten it out...simply assume that date as your new birthdate. Attempts to remedy it will be futile. Your birth certificate that you've used for ages as a form of ID will be useless to you, your passport irrelevant, and most importantly of all, if you were born in D.C. the copy of your birth certificate received directly from teh source that the SS administration is requiring as the only form of acceptable proof of your birthdate will be MIA because some idiot who works for D.C. Vital Records undoubtedly used it for scrap paper during a budget crunch, and then threw it out afterward, thereby taking with it your only hope of ever reclaiming your actual birthday as your own.
And why you might ask would the social security administration think that a cracker born in D.C. would want to falsely change their birthday to a month earlier that what is currently reflected in the SS admin database? Why, all 29-year-old women plot for an early retirement by trying to scam the social security administration for an earlier birthdate.
This has been a public service announcement.
That's all folks.
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