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				Brazilians are Such Old News
			 
 Hot news at my local salon: you can now get your mitt waxed into a festive four-leaf clover for St. Pat's (green dye for small additional fee); a peace symbol; a rose; your astrological sign; or, to really impress, your S.O.'s initials in either modernist block or elegant script.
 Let the grooming begin!
 
				__________________but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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