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Originally posted by barely_legal
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.
I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.
My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.
So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?
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That's not a rant. Have you been living in a cave alone for the past 30 years? Its been recognized as common knowledge that if you have a vanity plate, you are cosmically defective in just about every regard a human can be measured. How in the fuck could you not know this. If you must rant, pick a novel subject. Or just go with why fat people suck.
