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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:
Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:
1. Smoke in the apartment (bad bad me)
2. Sleep diagonally
3. Allow the cat into the bedroom to sleep with me
4. Flip between the hockey game and something else instead of watching the hockey game all the way through
5. Masturbate
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Elaborate please. Do you masturbate while watching the hockey, and if so, do you do so on your stomach, just out of habit?
