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Things I Hate Today
1. People who use "air quotes."
2. People who use the word "literally", especially when they really mean "figuratively." (e.g., "There were literally, like, millions of people there!")
3. Anything that involves filling out forms.
4. The way my possessions seem to have spawned in the process of being moved from one home to another. (There is no other way to explain the fact that I have at least five kinds of salt.)
5. Anything involving applications to pre-school. Including but not limited to the notion that a year of pre-school should cost more than my three years of law school.
6. Stupid lists.
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