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C'mon, wouldn't it do your heart good to think that Laura Petrie was a big skank? That every night she grabbed Rob by those ears and rode his face like a dime store pony?
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No, it most definitely would not. No sexual images of Dick Van Dyke are allowed!
That reminds me . . . many moons ago I went on a couple of dates with this guy who was smart and funny and nice and not bad looking, but I could not have been less attracted to him. I tried to figure out why there was no zing (as if it matters!) and then a friend pointed out that he looked like Dick Van Dyke. That was definitely it. Plus, he was too nice.
