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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: Post the full text or best fragment of your favorite poem. Extra credit for extensive sexual metaphor.
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Not my favorite poem, or even my favorite smut, but since people seem to be in a mood for dirty lymerics ...
There were three young ladies from Birmingham
And here is the scandal concerning them:
They pulled up the frock
And they tickled the cock
Of the Bishop busy confirming them.
Now this Bishop was nobody's fool
(He'd gone to a good public school).
He pulled down their britches
And buggered those bitches
With his ten-inch Episcopal tool.
But then the lady from Verdue
Said as this Bishop withdrew:
"The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you."
BR(I do have a favorite porno poem, but I have to go home to get the book and turn to the place where it falls open - maybe I'll post part of it this weekend)C
