Darwin Award contender takes the Darwinism part a little too seriously. {Spree: Safe for work. No NSFW pics, but text is not for the squeamish.}
In other weird news,
this 17-year-old is pleading guilty to attempted deliberate homicide for trying to mow down a jogger so he could have sex with her corpse. Can't really blame him for pleading out, since in Montana the public defenders are all
completely fucking crazy. {Both are just news articles.}
And in still other news,
Shakespeare and Gertrude Stein wouldn't get into Vassar, but Ted Kaczynski can write his own ticket to the Ivy League. {Sour grapes by the principals of The Princeton Review, courtesy of The Atlantic.}
[oops. meant to quote not edit. either that or I'm figuring out how to abuse my authority here. ncs]
