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Originally posted by Dr. Whoopie
Unless one is talking about the oppression of the IRS Adder, you ignorant demosocialist fool!

Speaking of which, my anxiety level is rising in anticipation of April 15th. I hate income taxes and everything the faux liberal elitist slob socialist proponents of the same stand for, as any rightminded citizen of the Red States of Bush Country knows this income tax thuggery goes against the core values on which this once great nation was founded. Our Founding Fathers, Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, Franklin, Washington, et al. etc.etc. are surely vomiting in the Lord’s great bathroom in the sky as ideals and values that they fought for no longer matter to the commie bureaucrats who have hijacked the Government of the People and created a vilely crude caricature of the land of the free that they created in 1776. Tragically, sadly, sadly tragically, the Great Constitutional Republic that the founding fathers created with the help of the invisible hand of the Lord died a brutal death in 1913.

And now the common man, a man of the people, such as myself, in the great heartland of the former America, is becoming physically sick at the thought of the preparation of the 1040 form.
Income taxes give me the same feeling that any normal red-blooded male (or lady loving lesbionic female for that matter) would get if he (or she) were forced to share a conjungle bed with Hillary Clinton.

OTOH, unlike the demon IRS, at least I have some faith that one way or another the Beast Hillary's going to die one day. Either which way, I have my arsenal locked and loaded for the day one or both of those devil’s spawns darkens my doorstep!

Peace be with all y’all!

From the Bunker,
Dr. Whoopie

Fuck this. Joan and Melissa are on the red carpet in 10 minutes. Focus!