Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police
LONDON (Reuters) - An angry British husband made an emergency call to police -- because his wife refused to cook him his dinner. _
The man dialed "999" in a fury, demanding help from officers because his wife was busy decorating, Avon and Somerset police in western England said on Thursday.
. . . .
"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating," the man told the police operator.
Full text:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../odd_dinner_dc
