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I need to work on my vibe. People are thinking I'm a lesbian. First there were the women that another friend and I picked up when we were hottubbing, and last night, my friend McKay pointedly told me about how his daughter is in town and he really, really wants us to meet. It's possible that McKay just wants us to hang out, but I got the distinct impression that he wants to set us up.
Any pointers on how to project "no, though sometimes I think it'd make my life easier, I'm not a lesbian."
On the bright side a male artist did invite me to "go back to the studio" last night, so perhaps I'm giving off some aura of liking dick.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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