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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Absolutely. First, blackmail her with the tape for sex. THEN, break your promise and retire on the distribution.
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No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
