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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No no no. Make a tape of you and her fucking, and retire on that. And make sure they shoot you from below like the Paris Hilton tape. From the angle they shot Rick Solomon in the Hilton tape, it looked like he had a John Holmes level instrument.*
*Orson Welles pioneered use of low looking-up camera angle to great dramatic effect in Citizen Kane.
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Speaking of John Holmes, I was at an Oscar party at a local theater on Sunday night, and they were giving away promotional stuff for the movies that have gone through. One of the items was a 13 1/2 inch ruler that was part of the promotion packet for the John Holmes movie
Wonderland.
Holy shit, that's a long cock! Just trying to figure out the mechanics hurt my cervix and my uvula.
