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Originally posted by kafka_esquire
I saw today that states, in part:
...opening for a Senior General Attorney in our Neenah, WI location, providing counsel to businesses representing some of the world’s most recognizable and trusted brands, including HUGGIES, KLEENEX, PULL-UPS, KOTEX and DEPENDS.
Two new marketing tag lines come to mind: (1) "Kimberly-Clark: We've got you covered, cradle to grave" and (2) "Kimberly-Clark: You make us wet."
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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The product liability issues you would encounter in that job just boggle (and disgust) the mind....
Besides, "Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!" is a much better product than Depends (I hear)...
