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Why I hate James Taylor
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This guy Dave that I fooled around with once in college played James Taylor because he thought chicks dug it. He was the type of guy who rather than ask for a blow job would simply assume the 69 position. In the cold light of that hungover morning the view of his pasty, hairy ass was intolerable. (Reciprocity is good, but aesthetics matter too, guy.) I wriggled myself out of position and hightailed it out of his apartment.
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Pre-shower morning hungover 69 can't be fun for anyone...but our noses get closer (unless you're Linda Lovelace).
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