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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
in which Ralph Nader consistently polls 6% for the next eight months, then dramatically withdraws from the race on October 26th and urges all of his supporters to cast their vote for Kerry, like el matador pirouettes with su capote from the path of el toro. I'm sure there's an ambassadorship he would find attractive.
We can then use our spiffy new electronic voting technology to track down and euthanize everyone who voted for Nader anyway by anything other than absentee ballot postmarked before 10/26.
Who's with me?
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Or you could just euthanize Nader and save a few steps...
