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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You walked into the courtroom
Right after smoking some killer pot
Your watch strategically dipped below one sleeve
Your argument, it was rot
You uttered foul truths to a juror
who sat stunned and watched you go off
And opposing counsel dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?
You joined Alpha Dog fifteen years ago
When you were still quite a dweeb
Zipper cat's schlong needed some serious repair
And Beer Bottle Cat's schlong was quite flacceed
Social class and ass are the things you loved
And fake tits were very cheap
I had some blow it was cut with instant white coffee
Instant white coffee, and
You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some blow it was cut with instant white coffee
Instant white coffee, and
You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you moved to Philadelphia
where the asses are totally fat
Then you talked some shit bout how lawyers are tools
Yet you still think you're a really cool cat
Well, you're where you should be all the time
Reminiscing with Slave and Coltrane
About naked boys, bong hits and beer can pyramids
Beer can pyramids and
You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?
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You're freaking me out. I not only love Carly Simon, but also am a huge Stones* fan and happen to absolutely love that song.
*Mick sings background vocals on the track.
