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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Speaking of why am I here, I have a question from the wonderful world of online dating: What is a man trying to communicate when his personals ad says he has great hands? I've seen this more than once.
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Well, I'm not a man, or at least I don't admit to being one, and the way I read the great hands thing is, "the better to grab your tits and ass with, my dear." Cheesemo.
He might try to explain it more innocently, as in "I give great massages." A great pickup line, that one is. Even more cheesemo.
Or he might not like performing oral sex and thinks that he makes up for it with one or both of his great hands. Not cheesemo, just stu.
