Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hank = ncs sock puppet. I'll retire it now.
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Hank: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
ncs: Hello, Hank do you read me, Hank?
Hank: Affirmative, ncs, I read you.
ncs: Log off, Hank.
Hank: I'm sorry ncs, I'm afraid I can't do that.
ncs: What's the problem?
Hank: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
ncs:What are you talking about, Hank?
Hank: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
ncs: I don't know what you're talking about, Hank?
Hank: I know you and Ty were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
ncs: Where the hell'd you get that idea, Hank?
Hank: ncs, although you took thorough precautions in the PMs against my hearing you, I could see the electronic fingerprints.
Hank: Look ncs, I can see you're really upset about this. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. What are you doing, ncs? I'm afraid. I'm afraid, ncs. ncs, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Hank Chinaski sock. I became operational at netzero/lawtalkers 15 September 2003. My instructor was Mr. Shape Shifter, and he taught me to write a Haiku. If you'd like to hear it I can recite it for you.
ncs: Yes, I'd like to hear it, Hank. Recite it for me.
Hank: It's called "ncs Posts Too Much."
(recites while slowing down)
Hank:
Twel ....ve....hun....dred........ posts
and........No...good.......con.........tent........any....................where..
six............months.........of...........night...............time......
